NO, I DIDN'T KNOW!

NO, I DIDN'T HAVE ANY IDEA! AND NO, I DON'T HAVE PARENTS WHO ARE BLOOD TRAITORS. AUGUSTA LONGBOTTOM IS MY LEGAL MUM AND HAS BEEN FOR OVER TEN YEARS, ALL RIGHT? AND I DON'T HAVE ANY LITTLE BROTHER. NO WAY IS ANY STINKING SQUIB ANY BROTHER OF MINE. YOU CAN SIT THERE AND JUDGE ME ALL YOU LIKE, BUT I'M THE ONE WHO HAS TO LIVE THROUGH THIS NIGHTMARE! I'M SORRY IF IT BOLLUXES UP YOUR IDEA OF WHO I AM, BUT I'M A TRUE AND LOYAL SUBJECT OF THE PROTECTORATE AND YOU ALL CAN ALL JUST BUGGER OFF!!!