Someone hexed Ron so that he has to say 'my parents couldn't buy me brains if they wanted to' to everyone who speaks to him.
It's wretched. I think it was probably Patil and Finnigan. And they've spread the word so a lot of people are going out of their way to speak to him. So in Care of Magical Creatures today Draco asked him if he knew what time it was and Ron said, 'My parents couldn't buy me brains if they wanted to, get bent Malfoy.'
Brutka didn't think it was very funny, at least, he forbid anyone to speak to Ron once he realised how it worked, he said it was a distraction from the lesson.
Is there some way we could do something dreadful to Patil and persuade her that it was Finnigan who did it? Even if she thought he did it accidentally. Or at least arrange to place the blame on someone who isn't Ron (or me or Pansy or Neville). Someone who deserves it.
I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up to No Good
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Date: 2010-09-14 08:30 pm (UTC)It's wretched. I think it was probably Patil and Finnigan. And they've spread the word so a lot of people are going out of their way to speak to him. So in Care of Magical Creatures today Draco asked him if he knew what time it was and Ron said, 'My parents couldn't buy me brains if they wanted to, get bent Malfoy.'
Brutka didn't think it was very funny, at least, he forbid anyone to speak to Ron once he realised how it worked, he said it was a distraction from the lesson.
Re: I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up to No Good
Date: 2010-09-14 08:32 pm (UTC)All right. If you see him, tell him to meet us in the Common Room before dinner. We'll see what we can do.
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Date: 2010-09-14 08:34 pm (UTC)Patil may suffer another scourge of lice.
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